Todos os livros do Stephen King resumidos em 140 caracteres,… ou menos

POSTADO POR: admin seg, 06 de outubro de 2014

Para muitos, Stephen King é considerado o mestre supremo dentro do gênero de horror, mas para o colunista literário Max Booth, ele parece ser bem mais do que isso. Tanto que, para mostrar sua afinidade com a obra do autor, o cara resolveu resumir, curto e grosso, todos os livros do King ao melhor estilo Twitter, com apenas 140 caracteres.
Mesmo sendo um fã incondicional de Stephen King, ele não dispensou o bom humor ao criar as frases, e argumenta em seu artigo que o fato de já ter sido publicado em uma antologia com o King lhe dá carta branca para essa brincadeira.
Você seria capaz de resumir seu livro favorito, ou até mesmo o que está lendo no momento, em 140 caracteres? Mostre sua capacidade de sintase em nossos comentários.

Carrie, a Estranha (1974)
A história de uma garota telecinética que faz o desafio do balde de gelo durante o baile.

Salem/A Hora do Vampiro (1975)
Um escritor vs vampiros.

O Iluminado (1977)
Um escritor vs sua família.

Fúria (1977)
O Clube dos Cinco, só que com armas.

A Dança da Morte (1978)
Um longo comercial de Kleenex.

A Longa Marcha (1979)
Uma advertência contra as bolas azuis.

A Zona Morta (1979)
Um homem acorda de um coma e decide assassinar um político por matar um cão.

A Incendiária (1980)
Uma lição de 426 páginas sobre por que as crianças não devem brincar com o fogo.

A Auto-Estrada (1981)
Os trabalhadores da construção são idiotas.Stephen King

Cão Raivoso (1981)
Cães são idiotas.

O Concorrente (1982)
Os produtores de televisão são idiotas.

A Torre Negra Vol. I – O Pistoleiro (1982)
Clint Eastwood persegue Johnny Cash.

Christine (1983)
O garoto conhece o carro, o carro e o garoto se apaixonam…

Pet Sematary (1983)
*Cemitério

A Hora do Lobisomem (1983)
Lobisomens são idiotas.

O Talismã (1984)
Um garoto e seu lobo viajando pelo mundo.

A Maldição do Cigano (1984)
Gordos merecem morrer.

A Coisa (1986)
As crianças da cidade se unem para combater o mal e depois comemoram com uma orgia no esgoto.

Os Olhos do Dragão (1987)
O livro que inspirou Game of Thrones.

A Torre Negra Vol. II – A Escolha dos Três (1987)
Clint Eastwood resgata Jesse Pinkman.

Angústia (1987)
Um escritor vs sua fã número 1.

Os Estranhos (1987)
Um escritor vs aliens.

A Metade Negra (1989)
Um escritor vs seu pseudônimo.

A Torre Negra Vol. III – As Terras Devastadas (1991)
Clint Eastwood e Jesse Pinkman adotam um guaxinim.

Trocas Macabras (1991)
O materialismo é maligno.

Jogo Perigoso (1992)
50 tons de Stephen King.

Eclipse Total (1992)
Maridos são idiotas.

Insônia (1994)
O livro que todo mundo diz que “curou sua insônia”, mas, na realidade, é muito bom.


Rose Madder (1995)
Haha, eu acho que ninguém sabe do que este se trata.

À Espera de um Milagre (1996)
Jesus Cristo cura a infecção urinária de um guarda prisional.

Desespero (1996)
Fuck the police.

Os Justiceiros (1996)
Meu irmão deu um spoiler do final deste livro quando eu comecei a ler. Eu nunca vou perdoá-lo, Jeremy.

A Torre Negra Vol. IV – Mago e Vidro (1997)
Clint Eastwood se apaixona.

Saco de Ossos (1998)
Um escritor vs seus fantasmas.

Corações na Atlântida (1999)
Pessoas com péssimo senso de moda querem matá-lo.

On Writing (2000)
Um escritor vs bloqueio mental.

A Casa Negra (2001)
A história de um homem que come criancinhas e geralmente irrita todo mundo.

Buick 8 (2002)
Christine 2

A Torre Negra Vol. V – Lobos de Calla (2003)Stephen King
Clint Eastwood se torna um Jedi e joga Quadribol.

A Torre Negra Vol. VI – Canção de Susannah (2004)
Clint Eastwood e Jesse Pinkman quebram a quarta parede.

A Torre Negra Vol. VII – A Torre Negra (2004)
Clint Eastwood sobe em uma torre e irrita muitas pessoas.

Celular (2006)
Celulares são idiotas.

LOVE: A História de Lisey (2006)
A viúva de um escritor vs seus demônios.

Sob a Redoma (2009)
Após Homer, acidentalmente, poluir o abastecimento de água da cidade, Springfield é envolta em uma cúpula gigantesca.

Novembro de 63 (2011)
Um homem viaja através do tempo e dá um soco na cara de Lee Harvey Oswald.

Mile 81 (2011)
Christine 3

A Torre Negra – O Vento pela Fechadura (2012)
Clint Eastwood conta uma história.

Doctor Sleep (2013)
O filho de um escritor vs alcoolismo.

Mr. Mercedes (2014)
Um ex-policial volta da aposentadoria para caçar um assassino enquanto diz que está ficando velho demais para isso.

Revival (2014)
A história de um pastor que desafia Deus para um duelo.

Finders Keepers (2015)
Christine 4
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