O pior encosto de qualquer encruzilhada

POSTADO POR: admin sex, 10 de agosto de 2012

escrevendo quando o meu pulso travou. Minha perna doeu e a coluna entortou.
decidi procurar Pai Dondinho de Magé, um feiticeiro.

Pai Dondinho, eu vim aqui hoje para o senhor me ajudar.

Vai contando a treta mizinfio… – Baforou o charuto na minha cara,
sorriu. Serviu-se de uma dose de cachaça. Reconheceu o meu olhar guloso, e
serviu uma dose pra mim também.

Esses dias eu travei enquanto trabalhava, só pensava em comer McDonalds e Geyse
Arruda até morrer… Um desespero danado…

Pobrema com Muié, Mizinfio?


É com hômi?

Também não! Eu nem penso em relacionamentos ultimamente… Sou escritor e…
(Pai Dondinho quase cuspiu a dentadura na tigela de barro com farofa, tamanha

Qual é a graça, meu pai?

O pior encosto das sete encruza é o ENCOSTO LITERÁRIO! Esse é ruim de sair.

Encosto literário? Minha nossa!
– Caçuncê vai ter trabalho, mizinfio… Mas isso aí o pai
Dondinho resolve procê, viu…?

Vamos fazer um despacho? Uma macumba pesada, é isso?

Nada… Esse encosto não faz trato por oferenda, não…

E o que eu devo fazer?!

Escreva… Oração pra encosto literário é parágrafo novo, mizinfio. Acenda sete
textos novos por semana, mostre os originais para a Lua cheia e para o seu
editor, depois repita bem alto: VÃO TESTAR CADEADO CHINÊS COM A PICA CURTA,

E isso resolve o problema, meu pai?

Não, mas relaxa que é uma beleza…


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  13. Hum, essa reza talvez não seja tão eficaz assim. Em muitos dos casos o próprio editor é o encosto barrando a fluência do texto.

    Dizem nas quebradas do Haiti que pra afastar esse obsessor, só mostrando a ele algum livro do Jô Soares e dizer que é literatura verdade. Dizem que o encosto foge chorando e pedindo arrego.

    Adorei o texto. Muito bom. 8)