DIA DE 30 HORAS PARA O MALDITO!

POSTADO POR: admin qua, 17 de setembro de 2008

Eu simplesmente não consigo encaixar meus afazeres na minha carga temporal. Por isso o blog “Ditos pelo Maldito” e sua afiliada APAM (Associação de Pais e Amigos do Maldito), lançam a campanha “DIA DE 30 HORAS PARA O MALDITO!”.
Acham que é frescura minha? Então , analise o gráfico comigo.

5 HORAS para um cochilo : Eu sei que o ideal seria 8 horas de sono, mas dormir não é minha praia, não gosto, …pensem, um homem de 40 anos que durma 8 horas por dia, desperdiça praticamente um terço da sua vida dormindo. E há tanto para se fazer na vida. Odeio dormir, desperdício de tempo.
8 HORAS no primeiro emprego: è o básico de qualquer emprego né,…e é o que eu cumpro no meu trampo, começo no batente as 7:30 da madruga.
2 HORAS de almoço: É até demais , mas é ótimo, é o horário que desenrolo vários problemas, as vezes dá até tempo de lembrar da hora do cochilo, e cair nos braços de Morfeus.
4 HORAS no segundo emprego: Dois empregos não é mole não. Uma vez namorei duas mulheres ao mesmo tempo e foi tão difícil de administrar quanto os 2 empregos.
2 HORAS para os bicos: Sim, as vezes ainda pego uns bicos pra fazer em casa, trabalhinhos detalhistas que enojam.
2 HORAS de reflexão (bobeira): Sempre tiro duas horas do dia para fazer nada.è uma espécie de ritual pra mim, uma terapia , não faço nada além de ficar estático. Evito até respirar. Você deveria tentar.
2 HORAS para lanches: Nem só de almoço viverá o homem, preciso comer o resto do dia também.
2 HORAS para atividades sociais diárias: Porra! Eu preciso interagir com outras pessoas também, ir no cinema , conversar, fazer sexo. Também sou filho de Deus!
1 HORA para internet: Tenho que ler meu mails, atualizar o blog, e escrever besteiras como essa.
1 HORA Livre: Que ninguém é de ferro.

Agora me diz, como enquadrar tudo isso em um mísero diazinho de 24 horas? Eu sempre soube que a matemática seria a minha ruína.
Agora deixa eu ir, que o tempo urge…

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  43. Dormir, dormir e dormir. Mais tempo pra dormir, plzzzzzzz!!!!

    Eu não consigo pensar a vida sem muitas horas de sono…ai… já tô até bocejando só em pensar na felicidade que é dormir..

    Hj eu tô sincera e sonolenta

    um beijo

  44. Cara de 30 disse:

    Eu queria mais horas pra poder dormir mais também… Pô, não tem nada melhor do que tirar um cochilo depois do almoço e poder dormir tarde pra acordar tarde também. Tu é louco de não gostar de dormir…

    A melhor parte, entretanto, foi “2 HORAS de reflexão (bobeira): Sempre tiro duas horas do dia para fazer nada.è uma espécie de ritual pra mim, uma terapia , não faço nada além de ficar estático. Evito até respirar. Você deveria tentar.” Sem sacanagem… Se eu tentar ficar sem respirar eu morro, primo.

    Morri de rir com teu post. Mas isso não é novidade, né?!

    Abraço!

  45. Grazzi Evans disse:

    E eu achando que 24 horas era muita coisa.Mas meu pai diz o mesmo,hehe

    beijos

  46. Anônimo disse:

    Bom saber que não estou só!
    tem outras pessoas que tb são a favor de um aumento nas horas diárias.
    .
    Olha Mal, te confesso que tow enfrentando a mesma barra!
    Mas minha questão é mais a Universidade (manhã e noite) e não emprego.
    .
    Mas meu sono?
    é sagrado fieee …
    As vzs perco a primeira aula pra terminar de completar minhas 7 ou 8horas.
    Isso acontece mais qdo perco o sono e vou dormir lá pelas 1h30min…
    Tu é loKo brother, sem sono jamais!
    SONO = DESCANSO = RELAXADO = PRONTO PRO BATENTE.
    abraçãO Mal_dito ¬

  47. Gabi disse:

    baaaah perciso de um dia desses tb.

  48. Carolina disse:

    Cada vez temos mais coisas para fazer e menos tempo para pensar em faze-las…
    Ótimo texto.
    Obrigada pelo comentário no meu blog.
    BJS.

  49. Lari Bernardi disse:

    ahuaauhuhauahua

    pede pro Unibanco… só ele funciona 30 horas por dia… hauhauhauahuahau

    Namorou duas ao mesmo tempooo… tsc tsc

    ;*

  50. Sagesse disse:

    Nossa, dois empregos? Vc faz o q? Por isso q vc precisa de mais horas.

    Um beijo.

  51. Zek disse:

    Caramba heimmmm, vc trabalha pacas, tem certeza que é carioca ? … brincadeira, brincadeira …… tenho varios amigos e primos daí.

    Mas puts se eu for cronometrar acho que preciso disso tb!!

  52. nossa senhora! que correria! meu dia também é bem puxado como o seu, única diferença é que amoooo dormir! Então estou sempre com sono pq não tenho tempo pra dormir minhas tão sonhadas 8 horas!
    30 horas! Apóis essa campanha!hehe
    beijão

  53. Adorei as duas horas pra fazer nada, e as outras pra ir ao cinema e ficar na net… eheheh

    Sou uma preguiçosa assumida, ainda bem que tenho só um emprego… ahah

    Beijos

  54. Pedro Favaro disse:

    Hmmm… pode ir no banheiro nesse seu cronograma?
    cagar demora demais! A N ser que seja uma diarréia!

    rs

    flw

  55. vanessa lopes disse:

    “2 HORAS para atividades sociais diárias: Porra! Eu preciso interagir com outras pessoas também, ir no cinema , conversar, fazer sexo. Também sou filho de Deus!”

    adorei…

  56. Nadezhda disse:

    Eu também quero um dia de 30 horas. Pelo menos para eu dormir e comer em tempo suficiente.

    😉