A Cozinha Maravilhosa do Maldito

POSTADO POR: admin seg, 08 de setembro de 2008

Receita do dia: Bacalhau com cerveja.
Ingredientes: Mulher, bacalhau, azeite,pimentão, alho, cebola, azeitonas, batatas, sal e cerveja.
Modo de preparo: Ponha a mulher na cozinha com os ingredientes e feche a porta. Tome cerveja gelada durante duas horas, indo de vez em quando à cozinha para controlar a situação. Aproveita para pegar umas batatas fritas e provar as azeitonas.
Depois peça para ser servido. É uma delícia e praticamente não dá trabalho. Bom apetite!

PS: Lembrando que amanhã teremos o penúltimo capítulo da primeira fase de Pé de Barro – Os tombos de Maromba



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  41. vanessa lopes disse:

    eu vou editar esse post, posso????

  42. Vanessa. disse:

    Se me fizesses isso a mim podes ter a certeza de que fazia o comer, mas tu nem sequer lhe tocavas. Homem que é homem, ajuda! Fizesses depois tu o teu.

  43. Cara de 30 disse:

    Show de bola, primão! Gostei da receita e mais ainda da cara de pau, hã?!

    huahauhauhauahuah… Morri de rir aqui… Tá valendo, tá valendo!


  44. Anônimo disse:

    Ha ha ha

    É… bem pensado memso.. mas vc esqueceu de especificar a mulher..e se vc põe uma lá que come tudo e já era?


    beijos, maldito…

  45. LindaRê disse:

    Receitinha cara-de-pau essa!

  46. Mary West disse:

    Viush eu ia queimar o bacalhau ó…

  47. Gabi disse:

    ahhhh eu gostei da receita
    até pq todos os namorados que eu tive até hj só atrapalharam na cozinha.
    (exceto um que cozinhava pra mim, mas isso faz mt tempo..hahaha..)


  48. Camila disse:

    Capaz que ia fazer isso!
    Nem para vc! =p Hushaushauhsauh
    Sou mais esperar ser sirvida! Ou no máximo dividir o traBalho!

  49. Gabriela disse:

    Se alguém disser que isso é machista, vai ser um absurdo.( Ironia: ON ¬¬)
    Bom eu dispenso tudo ai,tirando a cerveja.

  50. Amanda disse:

    Muito engraçado a parte de trancar a mulher na cozinha. Se fosse comigo eu não preparava era nada, nem deixava o homem entrar pra pegar aperitivos! ;D

  51. Camilla disse:

    Comigo não ia funcionar porque eu não sei cozinhar…


  52. Mariana disse:

    Se vc tivesse do meu lado levaria tapas e mordidas….

    ps* regado a muito risos… o bom humor ainda existe! hehehe

  53. Nanda Assis disse:

    adorei, mas faltou uma pimentinha ai. como a sabremesa, ou ensinar como este homem comeria o bacalhau da mulher rsrs.

  54. Thiago disse:

    rashei cara* xDDD
    muito engraçado.

  55. machismo é realmente apelido pra vôcê, AHAHAHHA.
    mais enfim, tem mulher que gosta de ser usada desse jeito, te mulher que não.
    prefiro colocar o cara pra trabalhar e EU ficar tomando uma ICE, porque cerveja ? fala sério, é ruimzão.

  56. hauhauha xD

    ai deos…

    mt bom o blog ;D

  57. Eu farei um sanduiche, saio pela porta da cozinha e vou tomar cerveja no bar da esquina… rs


  58. Anônimo disse:

    Ah, esse Maldito.
    A minha cozinha seria da seguinte forma:
    um homem, uma mulher, umas pimentas, uns chocolates e alguns aperitivos que vão dar muito calor ao clima.

    Essa é a melhor, não acha Maldito?


  59. milena shoji. disse:

    ioahsoia, meus parabéns 🙂
    como você é machista!
    ajudar é muito bom, sabia?

    seguinte, não tem como votar online ou algo do tipo. só comparecendo mesmo e fazendo muito barulho :/